﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>video_professor's Xanga</title><link>http://video-professor.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from video_professor</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://video-professor.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>Video Professor in the News</title><link>http://video-professor.xanga.com/623444051/video-professor-in-the-news/</link><guid>http://video-professor.xanga.com/623444051/video-professor-in-the-news/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:38:41 GMT</pubDate><description>A &lt;a href="http://news.videoprofessor.com" target="_new"&gt;news update on Video Professor&lt;/a&gt; is now available.Video Professor — the leader in comprehensive, self-paced computer software tutorials — will offer a three-lesson Protect Yourself Online: Viruses, Scams and Social Networking tutorial to teach people how to protect themselves, their loved ones and their computers from identity thieves, scammers and viruses: - &lt;a href="http://news.videoprofessor.com/protect-yourself-online-tutorial.html" target="_new"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;Video Professor, Inc. is pleased to announce the following appointments and promotions to its Lakewood, CO based management team: - &lt;a href="http://news.videoprofessor.com/video-professor-employee-appointment.html" target="_new"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description><comments>http://video-professor.xanga.com/623444051/video-professor-in-the-news/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Computers According to Carol -  Video Professor</title><link>http://video-professor.xanga.com/586668861/computers-according-to-carol----video-professor/</link><guid>http://video-professor.xanga.com/586668861/computers-according-to-carol----video-professor/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:43:47 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;E is for Email: post office talk for express mail.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;F is for Folder: before I pack a dress, I fold er.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;G is for Game Port: cruise ships dock there to play.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;H is for Hard Drive: going from Toronto to Florida by car.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I is for Internet: a basketball has to get inter net to score.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;J is for JPEG: similar to a square peg in a round hole.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;K is for Keyboard: I hang my keys here so I don't lose them.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;L is for Laser Printer: placed on eye during laser surgery.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;M is for Memory: deteriorates unless I use it.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;N is for Newbie: a recent addition to the hive.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;O is for Online: a covered row when playing Bingo.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;P is for Program: usually handed out at beginning of a show.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Q is for Quit: don't ever!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;R is for Ram: a male sheep.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;S is for Software: the best clothes to buy.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;T is for Traffic: always heaviest at rush hour.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;U is for URL: short for You Are Loved.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;V is for Virus: the reason we get vaccinations.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;W is for WYSIWYG: a sissy wearing a toupee.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;X is for X-Axis: dig for treasure here, but not with an axe.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Y is for Yahoo: often yelled after a win.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Z is for Zipped File: another name for zippered briefcase.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://video-professor.xanga.com/586668861/computers-according-to-carol----video-professor/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>